Halloween Hell

[Anthony Brown]

Halloween Hell
October 31, 2010
Rose Garden Arena
Portland, Oregon

(Mars Needs Women by Rob Zombie explodes throughout the arena and Halloween Hell is live on Pay-Per-View)

(Sound of Madness plays and Anthony Brown walks to the entrance ramp holding a microphone.)

Anthony Brown- Trick or Treat and Happy Halloween. Welcome everyone to Halloween Hell. Tonight is a landmark upon NWW. Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal. As you can see there is a scaffold hanging above the SuperTron. No, no scaffold matched on the wheel, that’s where I will be all night. Let me show you.

(Brown walks up the stairs on the side of the scaffold until he reaches the top. Atop the scaffold, there is a huge red button and a throne like chair. Brown has a seat in the chair.)

Brown- When I push this red button the computer generated wheel will spin on the SuperTron and your match will be displayed, like so.

(Brown hits the button and a wheel spins on the SuperTron. The screen goes black and the words “Dog Collar Match appears on the screen.)

Brown- Looks like the first match will be a dog collar match featuring two of the Breeding Ground stand outs: Lazarus Black and Markus Storm. Lets get to the action.

Breeding Ground Dog Collar Match
Lazarus Black defeated Markus Storm when Markus Storm passed out in the Power Special in 0:02:02.
Rating: ***

Anthony Brown- And this next match is gonna be one of my personal favorites. This stable war is getting a little out of hand. Wade Barrett, Ted DiBiase, Samoa Joe, get out here, one of you will be here for the last time. Let’s see what the wheel has in store for you.

(Brown pushes the button and the wheel starts to spin. The screen goes blank and the words “Cage Match” appears on the screen.)

Anthony Brown- Three monkeys in a cage, get to that ring and fight like you might not have a job tomorrow, cause one of you, and your buddies won’t. Good Luck.

Triangle Cage Match
Wade Barrett defeated Samoa Joa and Ted DiBiase:
x W. Barrett beat Dibiase via the Wasteland in 0:25:42
x W. Barrett beat Joe via the Wasteland in 0:32:17
Rating: ***1/4

Anthony Brown- Well Ted, looks like you need to go back up north, and take your little stable with you, YOU’RE FIRED. And just so you guys don’t fell lonely, take the Samoan Swat Team with you, Joe, get you’re ass and your boys out of here, You’re fired too. Later boys.

(A video package of Total Elimination plays with clips of all of the survivors.)

14 Man Warzone Match
Terry Andrews won a 14-Man Warzone Match:
x J. Morrison threw out Celestrial in 0:10:34
x R.Roode threw out Kofi in 0:16:58
x R.Roode threw out Dinero in 0:17:10
x Styles threw out J. Morrison in 0:20:33
x J. Storm threw out D. Wolfe in 0:24:55
x J. Storm threw out Styles in 0:27:42
x Kaz threw out R.Roode in 0:40:47
x M. Morgan threw out J. Storm in 0:44:33
x M. Morgan threw out JayCal in 0:44:55
x Kaz threw out M. Morgan in 0:45:28
x P. Burchill threw out Kaz in 0:45:33
x D. Williams threw out P.Burchill in 0:47:05
x T. Andrews threw out D. Williams in 0:48:48
Rating: ****1/4

(Pre-Match)
(The lights in the arena go out and the SuperTron screen turns maroon red and the words "Prepare to be Marveled" appear in yellow. They fade out and "In 5…4…3…2…1”. “Mark My Words” by P.O.D. strikes up and Marvelous Matt comes into view on stage carrying what looks like a bagpipe. He stops on the stage as pyros go off raining down a solid curtain of yellow. Matt makes his way down the ramp, slides into the ring, and calls for a mic.)

Marvelous: Good evening Portland!!! For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home, you’re welcome. “For what?” you might say, well for showing up tonight to save this pay-per-view and this federation. I showed up at Total Elimination and requested that Anthony give me a match for Halloween Hell and what do I get?! A freaking Scottish reject who calls himself “The Chosen One”. However, he lost the world title to Ben Halbur and has been virtually absent since. Maybe he’s been too embarrassed to show up at shows. I bet he put his skirt back on, oh I’m sorry, kilt, and went back to Scotland. I know you back woods retards in the crowd are worried that he won’t show tonight and you won’t get to see the greatest, smartest wrestler alive…Me. But never fear, that’s why I brought this (he points to the bagpipe)! It’s what the British use to call the Scottish back in the medieval times.

(Matt blows into the bagpipe and the most awful whining sound that almost sounds like a cat with its tail in a blender comes out.)

Marvelous: Don’t worry, I’ll try again. He can’t resist this, it’s their mating call.

(Matt tries again with the same results. Finally Drew McIntyre’s music starts up. Matt sets down the bagpipe and prepares for the match as McIntyre makes his way down the ramp.)

Anthony Brown- Well as funny as that may be Matt, Let’s see what kind of match you are gonna have.

(Brown pushes the button, the wheel starts to spin and the screen goes black, the words “Texas Death Match” appear on the screen.)

Anthony Brown- There you go Matt, lets see if you still got it.

Texas Death Match
Matt Harbison made Drew McIntyre Submit to a Fujiwara armbar in 0:11:55.
Rating: ***3/4

(The Wild Breed is seen in the back talking to Jayson Calley and Terry Andrews.)

Andrews- Tonight is your first shot guys. Win this match and you go on to face the champs at Last Stand.

Jayson Calley- I just want to tell you guys, if you ever need backup or anything, just give me a shout. I’m back on my way to NWW, and this time, not as announcer.

Andrews- Yeah man, same goes to you. Ok boys, get out there. See what Anthony has lined up for you.

(Scene cuts back to Anthony Brown.)

Anthony Brown- The winners of this next match will receive a shot at the NWW Tag Team Championship at Last Stand. And the wheel says…..

(The wheel starts spinning, the screen goes black, and the words “Table Match” appears on the SuperTron.)

Anthony Brown- Boys, get the tables.

Triangle Tables Match
The Wild Breed (Brannian Foxx and Simon Hawke) defeated Ink, Inc (Jesse Neal and Shannon Moore) and The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin):
x S. Moore beat A. Shelley via putting him through a table in 0:03:59
x Foxx beat J. Neal via putting him through a table in 0:26:42
Rating: **1/2

(Chris Jones is shown walking down a backstage hall with a NWW cameraman. They spot Ben Halbur and Colt Richards and go up to them for a comment.)

Chris: Guys, thoughts on not only tonight, but Total Elimination?

Ben: To be honest Chris, I don't have much to say tonight. Quite frankly, I was embarrased the other night. I got pinned in that sham handicap match, and then got DQ'ed in the Title match. By the way Anthony, takes a real man to send 7 guys after 2. You may be able to hold firing over Wezley's head, but not mine. You and I know I have too much power. But we can get into that more on F'N. Tonight I have to be focused. Not only do I have to beat Wezley, but then compete in a Slaughterhouse match. Colt, got anything to add?

Colt: Yeah. Tonight I get my rematch, and a well deserved one at that. But there's no way Lydia is at 100% tonight so it taints the match. If I lose its a major embarassment. If I win, its expected. I'm in the unenviable spot tonight. But I'll go out and do what I do best: wrestle. And as for the Main Event at the Pay Per View? Let's just say my temper got the best of me. I know Ben can easily beat Wezley. But my frustration overflowed and I jumped in where I wasn't needed.

Ben: And one more thing. Matt Harbison. Harrison. Jackass. Whatever his name is. The guy is delusional. I really don't care what he's done somewhere else. Around here, I'm the top dog. And if he wants to get in my face, I'll show him.

(Ben and Colt walk away from Chris and the cameraman to go prepare for their matches.)

Anthony Brown- Up next is the NWW Tag Team Championship Match. Looking forward to this one…

(Brown once again pushes the button and “Ultimate Survival Death Match” pops up on the SuperTron.)

Ultimate Survival Death Match for The NWW Tag Team Championship
The American Outlaws (James Younger and Jesse Coleman) defeated Psycho Apocalyptic Nightmare (Psycho and Nightmare) when James Younger pinned Nightmare after an inside cradle in 0:15:01.
Rating: ****
(The American Outlaws won the NWW Tag Team Championship.)

(The American Outlaws are celebrating in the ring as the Wild Breed comes to the entrance ramp. The Wild Breed make a championship belt signal at their waists.)

(A replay of the arrival of Bella Vendetta is played on the SuperTron.)

Anthony Brown- And this chick looks like she is hardcore, let’s just see.

(The wheel spins and “Parking Lot Death Match” appears on the SuperTron.)

Anthony- A Parking Lot Death Match for the Legacy of Violence Championship. It’s gonna be a war.

Parking Lot Death Match for the Legacy of Violence Championship
Deathmask defeated Bella Vendetta in the parking lot when Deathmask pinned Bella Vendetta after a choke lift in 0:20:04.
Rating: ****1/4
(Deathmask retained the Legacy of Violence Championship.)

Anthony Brown- As I have sat up here tonight making matches for all of the fine competitors of NWW, I knew this moment was gonna come. Lydia, since you like blades and pain. How about we are not going to spin the wheel, I am just gonna put you in a match of my creation, and it is called Blood, Blades and Barbed Wire. I kinda hope both of you kill each other.

Blood, Blades, and Barbed Wire Match for the NWW Television Championship
Colt Richards and Lydia Angel battled to a draw in 0:30:00.
Rating: ****1/4
(Lydia Angel retained the NWW Television Championship.)

Anthony Brown- Well, who really cares about that match. To bad they didn’t kill each other. I’ve got another issue with another one of these competitors. Quinton Summers, I brought you back into this company to be one of the greats. Greats don’t take cheap shots. So if you like to fly Quin, you and Rebel are gonna go at it in a……

(Brown presses the button and the computerized wheel starts to spin. The words “Ladder in a Cage Match” appears on the SuperTron.)

Anthony Brown- Now that is a lot of steel and carnage. Let’s get to the ring.

Ladder in a Cage Match for the Revolution X Championship
The Rebel defeated Quinton Summers in 0:11:15.
Rating: ** 3/4
(The Rebel retained the Revolution X Championship.)

Anthony Brown- And now for two of the men I hate most in the world, Wezley White and Ben Halbur. Now I have changed the matches on the wheel especially for you two. The hardest and most extreme matches you can imagine. Let’s see what you got.

(Brown pushes the button for the last time of the night. The wheel starts to spins, it slows down and the screen reveals the match.)

Anthony Brown- A 1 hour Iron Man Match. 1 hour of you two beating the hell out of each other. Just like Lydia and Colt, I hope you two kill each other and both of you get out of my hair. Get to the ring.

1 Hour Iron Man Match for the NWW Championship
Ben Halbur beat Wezley White 7 falls to 5:
x Wezley beat Ben via a double arm DDT in 0:26:01
x Wezley beat Ben via a foreign object in 0:29:38
x Wezley beat Ben via a slingshot bodyblock in 0:31:31
x Ben beat Wezley via a jack-knife power bomb in 0:35:45
x Ben beat Wezley via The End in 0:37:04
x Ben beat Wezley via The End n 0:40:24
x Ben beat Wezley via a German suplex in 0:43:31
x Wezley beat Ben via a Swinging DDT in 0:46:01
x Ben beat Wezley via The End in 0:47:01
x Wezley beat Ben via a gutbuster in 0:47:17
x Ben beat Wezley via The End in 0:49:17
x Ben beat Wezley via the torture rack in 0:54:49
x time limit expired (Ben and Wezley) in 1:00:00
Rating: ****1/4
(Ben Halbur retained the NWW Championship.)

Anthony Brown- Well done Ben, now you know what happens next and I don’t want to here any bitching and crying about having to wrestle twice. Ring Crew, would you please lower the SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The huge cage begins to lower and all participants make their way to the ring. All but two of the wrestlers are locked into fully enclosed separate chambers with no light entering them. The match begins.)

Slaughterhouse: Chamber of Horrors Match
The Rebel won a 7-man Slaughterhouse: Chamber of Horrors Match:
x Coleman and Ben started out.
x Terry Andrews entered at 0:02:00
x The Rebel entered at 0:04:00
x James Younger entered at 0:06:00
x Ben defeated Tyger after a figure-four leglock in 0:07:42
x Lydia Angel entered at 0:08:00
x Deathmask entered at 0:10:00
x DM defeated Coleman in 0:17:25
x James Younger defeated Lydia after a spear in 0:19:31
x James Younger defeated DM after a spear in 0:19:38
x Ben defeated James Younger after the The End in 0:21:29
x Rebel defeated Ben after a small package in 0:21:39
Rating: *****

(Anthony Brown walks down from his scaffold and makes his way to the Slaughterhouse. He walks over to the Rebel and raises his hand in victory.)

Anthony Brown- The winner of Slaughterhouse: Chamber of Horrors the Revolution X Champion….The Rebel. But I have one more piece of business to attend to.

(Brown walks out of the enormous cage to the ringside area and picks up Halbur’s belt. He then makes his way back into the cage and locks the door behind him.)

Anthony Brown- Now Ben, I have put up with your crap long enough. Yes you put money up to help get NWW running again, but not all of it.

(Brown helps Halbur to his feet and props him against the ropes.)

Anthony Brown- Ben, this is your belt, and I will give you credit, you earned it, no questions about it. But do you deserve to keep it? No But you do deserve this. Trick or treat Halbur.

(Brown springs towards Halbur and cracks him in the head with the NWW Championship belt. A little trickle of blood starts to drip from Halbur’s head and Halbur falls to the ground.)

Anthony Brown- Halbur, this is gonna stop and it is gonna stop right now!

(Brown picks Halbur up a lifts him onto his shoulders. Brown yells “THIS IS MY COMPANY!” and give Halbur a Cold Shot over the ropes onto the steel ramps on the sides of the ring. Brown picks up the NWW Championship Belt and holds it into the air. He looks at the belts and throughs it onto Halbur.)

(The show comes to and end.)