F'N November 26, 2010

[Anthony Brown]

NWW F’N
November 26, 2010
Target Center
Minneapolis, Minnesota

(Ben Halbur’s “I’m The Man” plays throughout the arena and NWW F’N is on the air.)

(F'N once again opens with the familiar sounds of Ben Halbur's music, "For Whom The Bell Tolls". As he appears from the back, he is once again joined by Colt Richards, NWW TV Title belt over his shoulder once again. They are getting a terrible crowd reaction once again, and again it seems to bother Colt much more than Ben, who seems to feed off of it. Once they hit the ring Colt grabs a mic from ringside and is the first one to address the crowd.)

Colt: Lydia, you are one tough woman. Hell, you are one tough person, regardless of gender. You lived up to your word: you never said "I Quit". But apparently NWW rules allowed me to win the title when you could no longer answer for yourself. But you showed a lot in that match, and I commend you for it. If you want a rematch at some point, you got it.

(The crowd cheers at the thought of the rematch, but it quickly turns to boos again as Colt hands the mic to Ben.)

Ben: Week number 2 of Anthony-Free Television!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd is not pleased with his statement, but Ben laughs at them.)

Ben: Like I give a damn if you guys want that fool on TV or not. This is my show now. And tonight I am once again booking TV at a high level Anthony Brown never achieved. With the dead weight gone this show can really soar right now, especially with me at the helm. So let's get to business. First up, Quinton Summers. Quinton, you made it out in one piece last week thanks to The Rebel and Terry Andrews. Let's see how you fare tonight when you face The Legion. Not one of them. The whole Legion. Good luck jackass. Next up, Quinton's new best friends. Rebel, Terry, lets see how you guys do as a team tonight. You're going to face The Psycho Apocalyptic Nightmare and The American Outlaws. Four on two. Maybe I won't have a Pay Per View match after all. Rebel has to make it there......

(Ben laughs again as the crowd is merciless at this point.)

Ben: Seems that Wezley White and Lydia Angel don't want to cash in their title shot this week, so let's line up some matches for them. Adam Exodus, you seem to have a problem with Wezley these days. Let's see what happens when you two are in the ring tonight. Tear each other apart; I really don't give a damn. And Lydia, last week you said that you wanted the toughest wrestler NWW could come up with to face you, whoever was "man" enough. Well, tonight you aren't facing a man. I got a request from Bella Vendetta this week for a match with you Lydia, and I granted it. May the best bitch win. Now, onto the main events of the evening. First up, the NWW TV Title match. Colt Richards defends his newly won title against The Miz. Miz, you've got talent, no doubt. But you haven't shown what it takes to make here in NWW. This isn't the WWE. It's a totally different animal around here. But you can go back to Vince after tonight. When Colt beats you Miz, you're gone. Maybe if you get your act together you can come back down the line. And tonight, because of awful booking from the last regime, Brian Danielson actually gets a shot at my title. Danielson, Daniel Bryan, pick a damn name you little pissant. Doesn't really matter what you call yourself, though. Tonight I kick your ass. So that's a rundown of what I've got for tonight. The backstage morons might have some more matches for you, but I don't really care. I've done my part for the evening, so piss off.

(The crowd give Ben and Colt the usual reception as they leave the arena.)

Six Man Tag Team Match
NeXus (Justin Gabriel, Skip Sheffield and Wade Barrett) beat Fortune (Desmond Wolfe, Doug Williams and Matt Morgan) when Gabriel pinned Williams after a 450 splash in 0:16:56.
Rating: ** 3/4

(Wade Barrett holds his hands up in victory and form behind AJ Styles and Beer Money attack him. Darren Young, Michael Tarver and David Otunga hit the ring and the match starts.)

Six Man Tag Team Match
Fortune (AJ Styles, James Storm and Robert Roode) defeated NeXus (Darren Young, David Otunga and Michael Tarver) when J. Storm pinned D. Otunga after the DWI in 0:14:24.
Rating: *** 3/4

("LISTEN UP YOU STINKING MAGGOTS...")


("Animal Farm" by Clutch plays throughout the arena. A wall of red pyro bursts across the stage. Wezley White and Lydia Angel walk out onto the stage holding hands. They share a romantic embrace before walking down the aisle. Wezley White hops onto the apron and sits on the second rope. Lydia climbs into the ring and onto the turnbuckle. Wezley mounts the opposite turnbuckle. Together they raise their arms into the shape of a "V". Wezley exits the ring and grabs two microphones. He reenters the ring and hands one to Lydia.)

Lydia: "I'm still waiting! We have a tough roster here in New Wave Wrestling, don't we? Who is man enough to take a shot at me?"

Wezley: "I think you're gonna be waiting a long time, my sweet. There isn't anyone in this two-bit fed worthy of your challenge. Speaking of challenges, I have a few words for Adam Exodus. Adam, tonight you will..."


(Wezley White is cut off by the sound of "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica playing over the loud speakers. Ben Halbur confidently strides out onto the ramp. He has his NWW World Title slung over his shoulder and a microphone in his hand.)

Ben: "Let me cut you off right there, Wezley. You will not be facing Adam Exodus tonight. That match has been postponed. Instead, you and Lydia Angel will be taking on the American Outlaws for the NWW Tag Team Titles. As I've said before, I am a man of my word. I want to show you that I am not like that fraud of an owner Anthony Brown. When you work for me, your hard work will be rewarded. Everyone on my roster is valuable to me.

("For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays again and Ben Halbur walks to the back.)

Wezley: "Halbur! Who the hell do you think you are? So I am supposed to trust you more than Anthony Brown? Let me set one thing straight to you right now: I hate your <bleep>ing guts! You are no better than Anthony, puffing your chest out and showing your authority to everyone. I hate you and I hate The Rebel. The two of you are just glory hogs, clinging tenaciously to your spots at the top of the card. The only reason I wanted to referee your match is so that I could have a real good seat when the two of you beat each other half to death! It doesn't matter to me who wins because either way I will be waiting. Damn it I am so angry!"

(Wezley starts shaking in the corner. Lydia walks over to him and slaps him across the face. A sick smile forms on both of their faces.)

Lydia: "Tonight we will become the new NWW Tag Team Champions. Everyone else will be dealt with soon enough."

Wezley: "That's why I love you, baby. I was about to lose it. Yes, we will be Tag Team Champions by the end of the night. But that's not all. I was so angry I almost forgot why I really brought you out here. Lydia, will you..."

(Wezley goes down to one knee and pulls out a small velvet ring box. He opens it to reveal a beautiful diamond ring.)

Wezley: "...make me the happiest man in the world by becoming my wife?"

(Lydia Angel gasps. She starts jumping up and down in joy. She raises the microphone to her mouth to answer, but is cut off. "In League" by Bile plays over the loud speakers and The Legion run down to the ring. Wezley and Lydia are outnumbered and quickly beaten down. Adam Exodus drills Wezley White with a chair to the face. He then steps on White's hand before pulling the ring out of his grasp. The Legion confidently leave the ring, Wezley's engagement ring held firmly in Adam Exodus' hand. Adam Exodus stops at the top of the ramp and is handed a microphone.)

Adam: "Wezley, we ARE going to have a match. But it won't be tonight. If you want your precious little ring back, you will find it at the top of a ladder this Sunday at Last Stand. If you can get to the ring first, you will have proved your love and get to marry the psychotic whore of your dreams. But if I get to it first, Lydia Angel will be MY wife!"

(Adam Exodus laughs maniacally as The Legion walk to the back. Wezley is still on the mat with his arm outstretched, screaming at Exodus. Lydia is stomping around ringside, throwing a chair around and screaming. The scene cuts to commercial. )

Singles Match
Heath Slater and Kazarian battled to a draw in 0:30:00.
Rating: **

(The scene cuts to the back where Bella Vendetta arrives late to the arena.)

(The SuperTron is now shown with a black screen. Suddenly it starts to flicker blue and white. The words “Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. I will take a stand. You will take a stand. We will take a stand. And for one of us….It will be our LAST STAND.” Lightning crashes the stage and a snowy like substance begins to fall down the entrance ramp.)

4 on 1 Handicap-Match
Adam Exodus, Axe O'Reilly, Lazarus Black and Markus Storm defeated Quinton Summers when Black made Quinton Summers submit to the Power Special in 0:12:35.
Rating: **

(The lights in the arena go out and the SuperTron screen turns maroon red and the words "Prepare to be Marveled" appear in yellow. They fade out and "In 5…4…3…2…1”. “Mark My Words” by P.O.D. strikes up and Marvelous Matt comes into view on stage. He stops on the stage as pyros go off raining down a solid curtain of yellow. Matt makes his way down the ramp, slides into the ring, and calls for a mic.)

Marvelous Matt: You know I came back to the NWW to save you fans from the crap that is going on. What does Anthony Brown do?! He gives me one good match at Halloween Hell against Drew McIn”Crap” and then he puts me in a match against who…A freaking former commentator who couldn’t even cut it at sitting next to the ring and calling the matches. I thought I was going to have to save this federation from the likes of Ben Halbur and Wesley White, but it looks like the real issue is the President. He books someone as talented as me in a match against a nobody, and then gives Television Title Matches to a psycho woman and reject that had to ride on the skirt of Halbur to even get here. That’s why I am demanding a match tonight against Colt Richards for the Television Title and I guarantee that I will walk out of here with the belt because I am the greatest wrestler to lace up boots and these people deserve to see the greatest.

(“Mark My Words” strikes up again, Matt slides out of the ring, and heads to the back.)

(As Harbison heads to the back, Ben Halbur appears on the SuperTron.)

Halbur- Harrison, Hardlyson, Harrelson…whatever your name is. If you want Colt and his Television Championship, you can have it at Last Stand. I’ll see if you actually have what it takes to be here in NWW. There is no way you can beat Colt. And if you lose, you will suffer the same fate as the Miz if he loses tonight. I will fire your rich, spoiled little ass on the spot. Got me?

(The SuperTron goes to black.)

Parking Lot Death Match
Bella Vendetta pinned Devastator in 0:07:35.
Rating: *** ½

(After Wezley White entered the ring for their match, Ben Halbur is shown up on the screen, sitting in his office. After a moment to let the boos die down, he address the men in the ring.)

Ben: Wezley, so you want to be the ref of my title match at Last Stand? I'll give you a shot at it. If you win tonight, you are the special referee for my match with The Rebel. But hear me now Wezley, if you do become the ref and you screw me in my match, consider your career over. I will cripple you. Now get this match started.

(The screen goes black and the ref rings the bell to begin the match.)

NWW Tag Team Championship Match
The American Outlaws (James Younger and Jesse Coleman) defeated Wezley White and Lydia Angel when James Younger pinned Lydia after a spear in 0:04:31.
Rating: ***
(The American Outlaws retained the NWW Tag Team Championship.)

(The lights dim and "Made to Measure" by My ruin starts to play.)

"Not made to measure baby one size does not fit all; I will not be the one you make to take the fall..."

(Bella appears on stage with Olivia by her side. Bella starts walking down the ramp. Bella throws one violet rose at the ring as a small present.)

Bella: “Hello Lydia Angel. I've been watching you since I came into this company and have never been disappointed by you... that is until last week. Now don't get confused. I was not disappointed by your match but by your small minded-ness. You keep searching for this big bad man to take you on, you demand to find the one man tough enough to beat you. What makes you think that any man that comes to the ring could be a worthy opponent for you? Oh sure there are plenty of big men here: big men with their titles that they only defend against jobbers, big tough men who keep their titles week after week but with no real good reason why, no reason why they are better. Or you have the tough men who hide behind their money, which leaves no doubt that their pockets hold their only true power. Are these your worthy opponents!? They are who you are looking for, if you want a man who thinks he is big and tough. I on the other hand think that you are better than that. You deserve a real challenge that's why I am here Lydia: to prove you wrong! I am here to not only accept your challenge but beat you, and to show you that only a woman who really knows destruction and pain could possibly be your worthy adversary. Face me at Last Stand and you will see that compared to me, those so called tough man are only weak willed scared little boys."


Lydia: "You want a match with me at Last Stand? You've got it! Unfortunately for you, you just picked the wrong week to get in my face. Why wait until Last Stand to see how tough you are? We are both here tonight. Put up or shut up, bitch!"

(Bella Vendetta rolls into the ring and immediately starts brawling with Lydia Angel. Wezley White tries to take a cheap shot at Vendetta, but is pulled out of the ring by Adam Exodus who has come out of the crowd. Exodus and White brawl into the crowd. Bella is momentarily distracted and Lydia takes advantage by knocking her to the mat. Lydia attempts to lock in her Eulogy submission, but Bella kicks her off. She kicks Lydia in the midsection and drills her with the Kiss of Death. Bella is handed the bullwhip by Olivia Eudora. She turns around to use it on Lydia, but Lydia flees up the ramp. Bella Vendetta cracks the whip in the ring as Lydia stares on from the ramp, seething.)

4 on 2 Handicap-Match
Terry Andrews and The Rebel defeated Brimstone, Doomsday, Juggernaut and Samson when Tyger pinned Samson with the TTD in 0:15:22.
Rating: *** ¾

(During the match, a young lady in a white t shirt and blue jeans walks down to the ring. As Samson whips himself into the ropes, the young lady slaps his ankle and he turns away from Andrews giving him time to execute the TTD for the win.)

(After the match, Brimstone and Doomsday run around to the side of the ring that the young lady is standing and surround her. Doomsday grabs the girl by the arm and starts to chew her out. At this time, The Wild Breed run down to the ring and attack Brimstone and Doomsday. Juggernaut goes after the Foxx and Hawke, but he is cut off by a spear from Rebel. Hawke locks is a rear naked choke on Brimstone while Foxx sets Doomsday up in a power bomb position. Foxx yells, “Don’t you EVER lay another hand on my damn SISTER!” He then gives Doomsday the Foxx-Fire Power Bomb on the floor. Foxx hugs his sister, and along with Andrews, Hawke, and The Rebel, walks up the entrance ramp and into the back.)

NWW Television Championship Match
Colt Richards defeated The Miz when The Miz passed out in the Revolver in 0:10:29.
Rating: *** 3/4
(Colt Richards retained the NWW Television Championship.)

(After the match, Ben Halbur comes down in his wrestling with a microphone in hand. He climbs in the ring and helps The Miz to his feet.)

Ben Halbur- Everybody give it up for THE MIZ!!!

(The crowd begins to applaud Miz)

Ben Halbur- But Miz, you know as well as I do, all good things must come to an END!

(Halbur kicks Miz in the gut and executes The End.)
Halbur- Congrats Colt, now how about we get my victim down to the ring.

(Halbur tosses the mic out of the ring and awaits Danielson.)

NWW Championship Match
Ben Halbur pinned Bryan Danielson after a power bomb in 0:10:38.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Ben Halbur retained the NWW Championship.)

(After the match Ben once again looks to assault his opponent. He picks up Danielson and drives him head first, like a spear, into the corner, then shifts his hold to set him up for The End. Ben walks to the middle of the ring and viciously drives Danielson down to the mat. Ben then slides out to grab a chair from ringside, and as he re-enters the ring The Rebel rushes in as well, dropkicking the chair into Ben's face. As Rebel moves toward Ben to pick him up and deliver even more damage, Ben gives Rebel a low blow, stunning him momentarily. Ben then slides out of the ring, goes to grab his NWW Championship Belt, and holds it high as he makes his way up the ramp. Rebel then challenges Ben to get back into the ring, and he appears to agree. But after a few steps toward the ring he laughs at Rebel, turns, and leaves the arena to a chorus of boos, which turn to wild cheers for Rebel after Ben leaves.)